FINGER(1)               FreeBSD General Commands Manual              FINGER(1)

NAME
     finger - what girls do under the sheets

DESCRIPTION
     The finger command is used to manually stimulate the female pubic region.

SEE ALSO
     attitude adjustment, battery testing, beating the bush, buttering the
     potato, churning butter, climbing mons veneris, clit-flitting, combing
     the brush, poking the hairpiece, cunt-hunting, deep dishin', dialling
     zero, digging for clams, digitizing, dirty dancing for one, diving into
     the deep end, drawing inside the lines, drilling for fish, dropping in
     the manhole, embracing the plastic age (requires vibrator), enjoying a
     little southern comfort, entering no-man's-land, exploring South America,
     exploring the deep south, finger dancing, finger-walking to the "Y", fin-
     gering the accused, fingerpainting, firing up the digital special
     effects, flicking the bean, flicking the switch, flipping the breaker,
     flying automatic (with vibrator), flying manual (with hands), frigging,
     gash-lashing, giving a noogie to your monkey, giving yourself the finger,
     grinding the bump, gully whompin', having a sushi party, hiking the Grand
     Canyon, hoodwinking, in single digits, "just reading, mom", lady fingers
     and cream, launching a class one probe, making bubbles, making soup, mak-
     ing the oysters smile, mistressbating, muff maintenance, muff ruffing,
     nothing else to do, oiling your holster, one-handed bridge, petal push-
     ing, petting the bunny, petting the pussy, pitching in the bush league,
     playing an accordion solo, playing centipede, playing solitaire, playing
     with your gerbil, powdering your nose, praising the orchid, pressing the
     escape button, primin' the hymen, priming the pump, pushing the panic
     button, pussy-pushing, reading lips, riding the buzz bomb, riding the
     curl, riding the rubber boyfriend, riding the wild hand, hitting the vol-
     ume control, ringing for service, rolling the mink, romancing the rose,
     rosie palm's big sister, rubbin the nubbin, runnin' your finger thru your
     hair, running in circles, satisfying Suzie, shooting the pink marble,
     sinking the vibrating sub, somebody's got to do it, sorting the oysters,
     splittin' the kitten, spot-cleaning the carpet, stirring the cauldron,
     stirring the taco, stroking the magic lamp, stroking the nether-beard,
     stroking the snail, stroking the tabby, taking the sweet slide, taming
     the lion, tapping the keg, the amazing disappearing finger trick, the
     saddlehorn samba, the two-finger tango, tickling the elmo, tickling the
     moustache, tickling the tuna, tickling your fancy, tip toeing through the
     two tips, tossing the pink salad, touch-toning, tugging at the vertical
     smile, turning on the juicer, twiddling the toggle, twiddling the twat,
     waking the butterfly

FreeBSD 4.6                     August 1, 1997                     FreeBSD 4.6